that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion
The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong
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#deep-fried goldI don't even know how to feel about these
Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.
This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"
this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.
she still baby tho…
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Whenever I see anything like this my first thought is that @thebibliosphere will know what these words mean.
Unfortunately, you would be correct.
“Vampire facials”, which many people think is needling but is actually far, far worse, refers to platelet-rich plasma facials, in which blood is taken from a patient, processed in a centrifuge to extract the plasma and then re-injected it into the face. It’s supposed to make the skin “heal” itself because of platelets or some shit, giving you a more youthful look. Kim K helped make it popular after it was on her show but I know she also supposedly regrets it.
It’s uh, controversial to say the least. And not just because it sounds like painful bullshit but because lack of regulation for this sort of thing has lead to a couple of cases of HIV transmission happening.
The penis version is that they’re doing the exact same thing, taking plasma from themselves or a donor and injecting it into the penile tissue, supposedly to treat erectile dysfunction, but a lot of the men doing this are doing it just to get a girthier look.
And if you think I hate knowing all this, you’d be right.
i hope you’re proud of yourself Joy.
god it is three in the morning and i can't go to bed without inking like several dozen flowers but holy fuck yall
guess you need to see this too huh
SURPRISE. I HAVE MORE. 🚀🌕
Wait, why can't you do fireworks on the moon? There are plenty of flammables that carry their own oxidizers. That's how we got people OFF the moon in the first place*. Regular ones wouldn't work, but there are certainly ways to make it happen!
*I mean, it was a combination of hydrazine and an oxidizer, the point is that you don't need to rely on atmospheric O2 for combustion.
you set them off on the moon and those suckers just keep going up
Every $1k we get towards our stretch goals, we’re sharing a Dracula meme read by our cast! To celebrate $19k, we have this post!
Renfield: So yeah, as long as I keep leveling up and consuming the food chain, I’ll gain more power and life, seems pretty obvious
Seward: I will admit, that sounds sick (affectionate), but I’m a little worried about your experiment ending with humans last on the menu. What would they even be full of, by the way? Chimps? Dolphins?
Renfield: Ideally either, but humans wouldn’t be the last course
Seward: No?
Renfield: No. Entirely unrelated, what would it take to let me have a trip to the zoo? I really want to check out the elephant exhibit
Seward: Yeah, no
Renfield: That’s you another step closer to the menu, doc :)
Seward: Not if I vivisect you first, friend :)
