Anonymous asked:
i just got the new pokemon game and im in love with wooloo i needed to tell someone she rolls she bahs shes the whole package
mattibee answered:
The real legendary pokemon was the wooloo we met along the way
europeans on this website are insane
europeans be like "it is my RIGHT to crash into the pavement at 30kpm and crack my skull open killing myself instantly, and no fascist american can take that right away from me"
So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man
I hope it’s cool that I drew your cat
radiofreederry asked:
You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.
cryptotheism answered:
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.
Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don't have.
Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.
I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries
